I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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