don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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