I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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