talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
