So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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