people are starting to question the shark bite story
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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