I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I am mentally ready for anal.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
