Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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