Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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