just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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