I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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