it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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