I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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