So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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