We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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