Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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