I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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