My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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