were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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