Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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