Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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