she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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