Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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