We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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