You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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