your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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