just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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