I puked a lego.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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