Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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