Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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