If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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