chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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