covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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