What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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