I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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