So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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