His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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