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It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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