It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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