Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she smelled like a LAN party
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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