Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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