did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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