Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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