so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Can I color on your dick again?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize