Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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