I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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