IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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