My brain says no but my pants say off.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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