Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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