The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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