Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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