bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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