i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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